John Tonner, hangman of the arts
Poetic licence he stabbed in the heart
But we still have a chance
That his brains will enhance
By shagging a Paxman tart
Young Johnny T fae Coatbridge
He wiz ugly, so lived in a fridge
A bit like a rabbit
He formed the bad habit
of spending the night in a hedge
JT was a bit of a looney
The bowlers didn't think it was fooney
Moderating this thread
Has gone to his head
Coz His hair's gone all grey like George Clooney
He came by the name of John Tonner
Was always a bit of a loner
Saw a pic of Gail Trimble
And ever so nimble
Went off to service his boner
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